We could pick him up just to be a bat boy or something; he would immediately double our clubhouse chemistry and pass out free HGH.
No, but tough times for Lo Duca these days. His OBP is waaaay down at .301. Sadly, that's 20 points higher than his SLG. The guy only his 23 home runs in three full and two half seasons after DePo dumped him.
Lo Duca's one day younger than Varitek (who has been, of course, a much better player). I wonder if we'll give Tek another 4 years.

